OMG! And in two years you'll be in that over thirty niche! Seriously S1NN3RS, no need to be on the defensive as no one is reporting you for bad behavior. Just trying to bring out the fact that it's difficult enough to teach our children manners in this day and age.
You are humorous but...try being a mom with demanding career and called into your child's classroom when your caseload is already doubled and you'll see what I mean. Teachers aren't as tolerant as "regular" people.