I didn't met just one of your rule, i.e.

1. You must be Dwarf


LOL!!!!!

Though i never wanted to be in your clan as well. I am loyal to just Spartans, Agoge and Nomads. Spartans and Agoge leaded by wisest man in Algadon (Cathaoir is his in-game name) and Nomads is one of my self foundation but currently leaded by Mangina another wise leader.